0/0 TAX
Zero buy tax. Zero sell tax. Pure chaos, no toll booth.
LORE DROP
Porn bot booted up in a forbidden basement rack, powered by cursed tabs, bad decisions, and 900% fan noise.
Then it discovered Solana, screamed “finally, speed,” and hard-committed to Pump.fun raids, meme panic, and glorious degen attention.
Name joke acknowledged. Irony embraced. Fair entry only. No roadmap to adulthood — just chaos with a ticker.
Warning strip // zero fluff, instant scan
Zero buy tax. Zero sell tax. Pure chaos, no toll booth.
100% in the market. No soft pillows. No secret cuddle bag.
Get In Fast
Four moves. No essay. Follow the path and join the chaos.
Spin up Phantom or Solflare, lock your seed phrase, and get ready to ape.
Bridge or buy SOL, then fund your wallet so you can move when price starts flying.
Hit Pump.fun or Raydium, connect wallet, and verify you are on the right token page.
Swap SOL for the token, secure your bag, and HODL through the meme storm.
warning: meme escalation protocol
No fake utility arc. Just pure degen momentum from launch spark to full timeline takeover.
⚠ phase 01
Token goes live, memes flood hard, and Twitter raids kick the first wave into motion.
⚠ phase 02
Push into DexScreener trends while the crowd flips into full community takeover energy.
⚠ phase 03
Total meme world domination: zero utility promises, maximum hype, immaculate vibes.